freaker fits every bottle can beverage insulator stops bottle sweat lance tiny

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FREAKER Fits Every Bottle Can Beverage Insulator Stops Bottle Sweat Lance Tiny Arms Strong Cycling Tyrannosaurus Rex Bike Bicycle
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Freaker FAQ QUESTION I have a baby I also enjoy bum-wine Is the Freaker for me ANSWER A match made in heaven gumdrop One-Size-Fits-All is no fib or fable Your little ones sippy cup can be just as freaked as your forty ounces of Colt And also your moms wine and your kid sisters Nalgene and your dads beer and the vase you sometimes regretably send flowers to your ex in QUESTION I put my Freaker on a fire hydrant (It was AMAZING) But now the little guy is a little flabby Can I shrink my Freaker back down to its original size ANSWER The consequences of freaking a fire hydrant are slim to none Freakers are machine washable Just throw it in the next time you run out of clean underwear and WAH-LAH QUESTION Does the Freaker really insulate or are you just trying to get in my pants ANSWER It really insulates We promise Are those new shoes You smell great QUESTION I heard through the grapevine that you have a travelling party-house boxtruck keeping the spirit of Freak alive via grilled-cheese parties Is this true CAN I HAS ANSWER All the rumors are true The freak-mobile is currently on tour but were always open to bribes babes & blackmail if you want us at your upcoming event grilling you with our cheese Shoot us an email Lets chatFREAKER Fits Every Bottle Can Beverage Insulator Stops Bottle Sweat Lance Tiny Arms Strong Cycling Tyrannosaurus Rex Bike Bicycle
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EDIB0106P6KY8
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Model:Does not apply
Item Weight:0.2
Size:Does not apply
Item Dimensions:19x3x18.5
UPC:812789021189PROP 65 WARNING: This product can expose you to some kind of chemical, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer.